Hold on…wait a minute… I am still catching
my breath. This toy is wicked, wild and wonderful. Who needs
a man when you have the Beyond 2000 Ribbed Bullet? Or better
yet, always have a Ribbed Bullet on hand when you have your
At first glance this bullet reminds me of a rattlesnake
tail and, just like a rattlesnake, it got my attention.
This Cadillac of bullets has 10 intensity levels starting
from “light” to “so intense you can’t
help but curl your toes and squirm”. It also has 5
different vibration rhythms. The first setting is just a
steady vibration, my personal favorite. The second setting
builds the vibration intensity up and then scales it down.
The third setting is similar to the second but at a faster
frequency. The fourth setting teases you with 2 short bursts
of vibration followed by one longer one.
Finally, the fifth setting is continuous short bursts of
vibrations, just keeping you on the edge.
The control has two sets of LED’s that light up to
indicate the setting you are on. The sound gets louder as
the vibrations get stronger, but that is to be expected
and the bullet will get warm to the touch after extended
use. This toy can definitely be enjoyed by both partners.
The vibrations travel through your body and can be felt
by your lover. If you are not selfish, you can even use
it to directly stimulate his sensitive areas.
The only downfall when testing the Ribbed Bullet is that
it is very easy to change settings accidentally. This can
be a party pooper if you are right there and suddenly, BAM…there
is a change in intensity or rhythm. Other than that, I give
it two thumbs, and two toes up. I LOVE it. In fact, this
is one of the very few toys that qualified for the multi-orgasmic
award. I just kept going and going. If you are attempting
to see how many times you can orgasm in a row this would
be the toy to do it with. For those who are sensitive, I
advise proceeding with caution.
The Ribbed Bullet takes 4 AA batteries and can be found
on Xandria.com. And after experiencing what it did for me
during my test session I suggest you click
here immediately and order one right now!